Quirky Sister Pillows

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Don't tell him anything."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Prison Romance.

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'