Punk Pioneers Gifts

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Vivienne Westwood

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Which one's mine?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Disease-y Top

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Graffitti.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Lou Reed

Australian punk

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Chippunks

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'