Punk Pioneers Mugs

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Punkins

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Nice haircut."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I'm putting you on country music."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Disease-y Top

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Graffitti.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Chippunks

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'