Puncture Fixer Gifts

Golf Cart Punctures

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

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Lazy plumber.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Kick the machine"

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'Never accuse me of not lending a hand. I've just sewn your bicycle patch on.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"I had to improvise"

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Stitches.

Fakir Repairs

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

"This Michael Cohen is giving fixers a bad name."