Puncture Repair Aficionado Gifts

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Teenagers!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Not you again, Achilles.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Orange navel has ring

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea