Puncture Repair Aficionado T-Shirts

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Not you again, Achilles.

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Orange navel has ring

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Lose another wrench to that black hole that sucks up all tools the instant you drop it?'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Unable to fix the hot water heater, the maintenance man relabeled the faucets, 'Cold' and 'Freezing.'

'Kids today!'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea