Punctuality Punisher Pillows

'Ok, let me in. I promise I won't be late again.'

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

'Sorry I'm late.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

You're 22 hours early, Lance. I thought I was two hours late. Which do you prefer?

"The white rabbit gets fired"

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'