Punctuality Enforcer Pillows

'You better have a good excuse for being late.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"Is that a new watch?"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

Late for a date,,,

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."