Punctuality Enforcer Pillows

'You better have a good excuse for being late.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Am I the first one here?'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Is that a new watch?"

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

You're 22 hours early, Lance. I thought I was two hours late. Which do you prefer?

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."