Punctuality Police Pillows

"You were 3 minutes late for work today, Jennings. Bruno here, my office manager, doesn't like it when employees are late for work."

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

Yeah, I'm holding the door - how close are you?

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

Tempers fray after a little delay at Little Dabney halt

'You're late! Your appointment to see me was hours ago!'

"You're late!"

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Am I the first one here?'

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Time Clock

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"