Punctuality Police Gifts

"You were 3 minutes late for work today, Jennings. Bruno here, my office manager, doesn't like it when employees are late for work."

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

Tempers fray after a little delay at Little Dabney halt

'You're late! Your appointment to see me was hours ago!'

"You're late!"

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Time Clock

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"You're late."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sorry I'm late.'

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"