Punctuality Punisher T-Shirts

'Ok, let me in. I promise I won't be late again.'

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"You're late."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"The white rabbit gets fired"

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.