Punctuality Prevaricator Gifts

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Time Clock

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Internal Clocks.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Late for a date,,,

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"The white rabbit gets fired"