Pumpkin Pail Lover Gifts

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Scary stuff

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

People of the Fall

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Giant Headless Horseman

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Pumpkin Time!

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Your candle has gone out."

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

Organic Produce

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."