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"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Scary stuff

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

People of the Fall

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Happy Halloween!

Giant Headless Horseman

"We need to talk."

Pumpkin Time!

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Your candle has gone out."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Organic Produce

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."