Puberty Pro Gifts

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"They grow up so fast."

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A mother and baby elephant

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Changing the baby.