Puberty Pioneer Gifts

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"How is it gendered?"

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Sex Education

Start of school year in Cuba 1

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Disco Owls

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

The conversion.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Baby Shower

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"Does it come with instructions?"

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!