Parenting Pioneer Gifts

"How is it gendered?"

"Now, remember, be the yourself we talked about."

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots

IVF treatment

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'I gave them shared parental leave and they left me holding the baby!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

I think she's about to say her first word!

"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."

I'd like to announce the debut of my new manual: "Randy's Guide for Raising an Alpha Child." I'd like to, but I can't. You see, in recent years we've replaced concrete and dirt playgrounds with bouncy rubber. And we've started arresting parents who let their kids explore the world by playing outside on their own. Somehow, it's become illegal to raise an alpha child.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"They grow so fast."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Ways to deal with four year olds.

"Which one's mine?!"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'The stuka brought you.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."