Parenting Pioneer Gifts

"How is it gendered?"

"Now, remember, be the yourself we talked about."

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

This Area Reserved For Older Dads With Tiny Tots

IVF treatment

'I was well-informed, well-adjusted, a useful member of society - then I married.'

"I couldn't find the off switch."

'I gave them shared parental leave and they left me holding the baby!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"No madam, your baby doesn't have any urinary problems."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"They grow so fast."

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Ways to deal with four year olds.

"Which one's mine?!"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'The stuka brought you.'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Start of school year in Cuba 1

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

The conversion.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'