Parenting Trailblazer Gifts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Queen of Upcycling!

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Mother CareBaby Gap

It's a Boy

Dolores is so avant garde.

"How is it gendered?"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'The stuka brought you.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

The conversion.

Baby with projectile vomit

"It gets easier the second time."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'