Puberty Educator Gifts

'Is Aunt Flo's monthly visit three to five business days, or are weekends included?'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Home Schooling'

Early Learning Today

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

A salute of scouts

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Sex Education

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'What's oriole sex'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

"It was time you learned."

"You are here."

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

'I have a question...am I a bird or a bee?'