Parent Educator Gifts

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Home Schooling'

Early Learning Today

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Snacks for Learners

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Home Schooled On The Range

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

James Naismith

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

"I'll read some math problems, and you just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

"When my parent were kids, they made up alibis. I just carry disclaimers."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

'Oh, Daddy's old gun?... I think he's planning on showing it to you. He always said, it was there in case I ever brought a boyfriend home.'

As the summer drew to a close, Mrs. Bank's back-to-school nightmares progressed from a class of her worst students, to a class of their parents.

Scissor Relay

'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a Eurocentric racist and homophobic culture. Now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical...'

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"