Puberty Educator Pillows

'Is Aunt Flo's monthly visit three to five business days, or are weekends included?'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Home Schooling'

Early Learning Today

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

A salute of scouts

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Sex Education

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'What's oriole sex'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Oh yes, the stags fight and prance around to impress us, but in the end, we decide who we mate with: we have the power!"

"It was time you learned."

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

"You are here."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

AIDS prevention