Psychobabble Fan Gifts

"I see you're into personal growth."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Alpha Seltzer

Cat Burglar

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Praying mantis.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Streaming"

Business Promotion.

'You have a fauxbia.'

S**t Threw a Goose

"The etchings are in the library."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."