Scrabble Fanatic Gifts

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'How God invented polish'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.