Scrabble Enthusiast Gifts

'How God invented polish'

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Psychobabble.

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.