Phrasebook Fan Gifts

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Cat Burglar

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

The Alpha Seltzer

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Exciting potato bugs.

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Praying mantis.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Danth battle?

"Streaming"

Business Promotion.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

S**t Threw a Goose

"The etchings are in the library."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."