Phrasebook Fan T-Shirts

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Cat Burglar

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'There is a drug for Hypochondria... but the side-effects may actually make you sick!'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

Praying mantis.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Danth battle?

"Streaming"

Business Promotion.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

S**t Threw a Goose

"The etchings are in the library."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'You have a fauxbia.'