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Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

Campaign for Plain English

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

OMG.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Witch's spell check.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'Bone appetit!'

'So you are a writer?'

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

'What on earth did Hannibal feed all those elephants?'-'Alp-o?'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"I can't see it lasting!"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

Mob psychiatry