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Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

Campaign for Plain English

Bowled over again!

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Exciting potato bugs.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Wow, what a DILF."

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

OMG.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Witch's spell check.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Polo pony

'Bone appetit!'

'So you are a writer?'

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

'What on earth did Hannibal feed all those elephants?'-'Alp-o?'

"I can't see it lasting!"

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Happy birthday to Ewe...'

Only a handful of people are this small.

I think I left my piggy bank in the sun too long.

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."