Psychobabble Interpreter Gifts

"But Your Honor, I'm NOT an accomplice. I'm simply a codependent enabler, enmeshed in a larceny-based dysfunctional relationship!"

Dialogue

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Sock Puppet in Literature

She - Interpreter - He.

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Statue of Liberty

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Psychobabble.

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'