Psychobabble Interpreter Pillows

"But Your Honor, I'm NOT an accomplice. I'm simply a codependent enabler, enmeshed in a larceny-based dysfunctional relationship!"

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Statue of Liberty

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

Psychobabble.

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."