Introvert Interpreter Pillows

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."