Introvert Interpreter Pillows

Eye contact zone next 50 feet.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

She was always an introvert.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."