Introvert Whisperer Pillows

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

'Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert.'

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Drinking Companions

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"