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"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

'Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert.'

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

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Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

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"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'