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"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."