Introvert Hero Pillows

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteinser believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."