Introvert Heroine Pillows

'You're hopeless.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Drinking Companions

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'