Prostate Exam Gifts

Ethics exam cheater.

'Well, well, well...'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Medical Examinations.

Men's Health Screenings.

"I'm Stuck" Proctologist

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'I've been going to this same doctor for nine years and I've never seen his face...'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

The Proctolosaur

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'In this case, a new high score is not a good thing.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'...er...I'd like to be referred to another doctor about my haemorrhoids.'

Proctology Clinic 'The Endoscope is Near.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Falling in Love

Gardening.

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Junior doctor kits.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"