Medical Tests Gifts

'In this case, a new high score is not a good thing.'

'Let's order one more MRI, just to play it safe.'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'Well, well, well...'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Virtual Doctor

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Turkey Autopsy

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'What's holding him up?'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

'Time for your pills.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Turn your head and laugh.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Good Luck with your finals.

Medical Examinations.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'