Proctologist Gifts

'Relax. Mr. Miller. It's just a standard prostate exam.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Dept. of Proctology - "Oh, yes I remember now..."

'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'

"I'm Stuck" Proctologist

'...er...I'd like to be referred to another doctor about my haemorrhoids.'

'Well, I think we found where all your hair went.'

Proctology Clinic 'The Endoscope is Near.'

'Nope...I can't seem to find the obstruction.'

"Will you pull your stupid pants up? This is a RETINAL scanner you idiot."

I hate it when my proctologist is a big sports fan.

Proctology Department, Entrance in Rear

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Ears! I said, 'Lend me your EARS!'"

"And no more thongs for you this summer."

"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."

Proctologist Orifice Hours.

Hind Site. (Sign: Future Home of Endsley Proctology).

'When I boasted that I ran a crack house, it was just a little proctologist humor.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Proctologists' Convention.

'When I boasted that I was operating a crack house, it was only a little proctologist humor!'

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

The Proctology Association - Picture of the founder Picture of an bum hole.

A proctologist by nature, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Howard wasn't all that thrilled about an on-line visit with his proctologist.

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."

"I'd like to crack you open like a lobster but we don't do that for hemorrhoids."

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"...Butt-dialed again..."

Proctology Clinic