Proctologist Gifts

'Relax. Mr. Miller. It's just a standard prostate exam.'

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'

"I'm Stuck" Proctologist

Dept. of Proctology - "Oh, yes I remember now..."

"Try to relax..."

'...er...I'd like to be referred to another doctor about my haemorrhoids.'

'Well, I think we found where all your hair went.'

Easter Bunny at the proctologist

"Will you pull your stupid pants up? This is a RETINAL scanner you idiot."

'Nope...I can't seem to find the obstruction.'

Proctology Clinic 'The Endoscope is Near.'

I hate it when my proctologist is a big sports fan.

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Ears! I said, 'Lend me your EARS!'"

Proctology Department, Entrance in Rear

Hind Site. (Sign: Future Home of Endsley Proctology).

'When I boasted that I ran a crack house, it was just a little proctologist humor.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Proctologist

"And no more thongs for you this summer."

Proctologist Orifice Hours.

Rudolph the Red Nodes Reindeer.

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

A proctologist by nature, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Proctologist school....

'When I boasted that I was operating a crack house, it was only a little proctologist humor!'

Howard wasn't all that thrilled about an on-line visit with his proctologist.

The Proctology Association - Picture of the founder Picture of an bum hole.

"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Proctologists' Convention.

'Oh, that brush. The chimney sweep forgot and left it here.'