Prosecco Sipper Pillows

Prosecco Peacock

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Pasta

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The last song before the party exploded.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

A very fine vintage

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Thursday is the new Friday

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

Prosecco Drinker

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"You need a hobby."

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

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