Prosecco Promoter Pillows

"Prosecco - the bottled beer of sparkling wine."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Prosecco Peacock

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Thursday is the new Friday

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Club DJ.

Neverending Task.

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

Prosecco Drinker

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

"It seems legislation against airbourne Prosecco snatchers is still in the committee stage."

Plastic bag leaves

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."

"Apathy, mediocrity, flatulence!"