Prosecco Popper Pillows

Thursday is the new Friday

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The Alpha Seltzer

Prosecco Peacock

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Like father like son.

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Prosecco Drinker

I know it's 'Take Your Kid To The Office Day', but I can't help it that I work at home!

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

The day after Father's Day.

Getting ready for spring

A little fizz?

The college of my choice.

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Happy Father's Day: 'More allowance? What happened to the 2 acorns I gave you on Saturday?'

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

'Dad, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.'

Impossicle.

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"