Prosecco Lover Pillows

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

You're the bubbles in my prosecco!

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Prosecco Peacock

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Redhead

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Thursday is the new Friday

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'Another Scotch?'

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

The Angel's Share

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Prosecco Drinker

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Pisa and sons.

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

Ice cream seller

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

Venetian without the knowledge