Parmesan Lover Pillows

"You'll like this cheese on your spaghetti. It smells like feet."

"Just be yourself."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

Cheese

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Al Dante

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'