Pepper Lover Pillows

"Habanero ..."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Where Indian ink came from.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Tina Turner

Urns in love

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

How oysters get engaged.

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

I love my cape

"Fresh pepper?"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

He's allergic to pepper...

Artisanal Pottery

"Gesundheit."

'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'Black pepper, Sir?'

'We can't offer you the satisfaction of a gratifying career, but how does a paid week off and dental sound?'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

Hot chilli...

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'