Pe Lover Pillows

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

"They look like pickles."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"I might just get a pie."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You lack spontaniety."

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"Habanero ..."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Pint

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'