Pep Talk Lover Pillows

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

'All right, then, let's get out there and show them O's what we've got!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Soccer coach of the year.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"Habanero ..."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

Cartoons showing a speaker, with a teddy bear projected on a screen behind them. The speaker says: "welcome to my TED talk."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Motivational backup speakers

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

Mysteries of the ocean...

'If you carry a big enough stick you don't have to worry about treading softly.'

"How did we do?"

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"