Pep Talk Aficionado Pillows

Milkman Training Course - "I will now show you how to get the maximum amount of respect from a milk bottle without breaking it."

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

'By day career woman, by night captain of the pep club!'

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Soccer coach of the year.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Silly News.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Friendly Fire: 'Good to see you, Geoff. . . wife and kids ok? How's the garden looking this summer? You're sacked!'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

'If you carry a big enough stick you don't have to worry about treading softly.'

Hot chilli...

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'