Pe Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

Physical Education.

"But sir, have a look for yourself. It definitely says Games on my timetable."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I come here for the pepper."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"Fresh pepper?"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Perks

"Here comes the super-visor."

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"Gesundheit."

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

Edgar Allen Prozac

He's allergic to pepper...

French Street.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'