Pe Enthusiast Mugs

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

Physical Education.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I come here for the pepper."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

'Back up ladies.. False alarm! It's not a grass planet..It's mushy peas!'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Fresh pepper?"

Perks

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

He's allergic to pepper...

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

French Street.

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"Gesundheit."

Edgar Allen Prozac

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.