Ppe Enthusiasts Mugs

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

baby sweetcorn...

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Puss in cement boots"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

A Club Sandwitch.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Tequila Mockingbird

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Plum jam...

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"Hair spray"

"Caption contest"

The best goalie in the world!

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

Yakety-Yak

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Krill, baby, krill."

Procrastinators Incorporated

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

How Romans give each other a high five...